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騎呢大狀國語
2025-02-11 19:25:28
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清同治年間，香港已割讓了給英國人，廣九兩地邊界相連，但一邊講的是大清律例，一邊講的是大英法律。百姓平民，雖同是中國人，民生風俗，卻大有不同。
廣州陳大喜(喜倌)乃名師爺陳夢吉之內(nèi)孫，天性聰慧，家學淵源，若肯承庭家訓，亦應是個著名狀師，無奈大喜生性散漫，逍遙自在，事事不上心，十足奄尖大少，不過，平日仗著祖父的威名，總算受著廣州人敬重。加上忠心管家吳三省背后刻苦經(jīng)營，陳家家聲，才勉強維持，其實只是個空殼了。
大良戴歡(歡姐)，機靈巴辣，自幼與同鄉(xiāng)羅波有婚約，后來羅波出外打工，一別多年，村中姐妹相繼嫁人，但戴歡仍默默守候，以至標梅已過。幸好守得云開見月明，波終于鳥倦知還，要迎娶戴歡，戴歡好夢正圓之際，波竟涉入一宗殺人越貨的謀殺案中，被捕入獄，大呼冤枉。戴歡救夫心切，聞得廣州城最出名的狀師便是陳夢吉之孫陳大喜，便到陳家跪門叩頭求救。吳三省雖見戴歡可憐，但自知大喜有其表，一定幫不上忙，于是對戴歡諸多留難，迫其知難而退，聲言要戴歡拿出三百兩才出手相助。戴歡自然沒有此巨額金錢，但天無絕人之路，戴歡巧遇同鄉(xiāng)姐妹，介紹往銅鑼灣打住家工，工錢正抵此數(shù)。戴歡一為救夫心切，二不知銅鑼灣遠在香港，以為只是在廣州荔灣邊，即不顧一切簽字買身。戴歡拿著三百兩上門，大喜、三省自然傻了眼，不知如何拒絕之際，大喜竟一手收下，答應為波上公堂打官司！因為這三百兩正是大喜急需來香港做大平紳士的水腳！
原來陳家有一世交，乃是廣州當業(yè)世家容德誠，誠年有時曾犯下官司，為夢吉所救，為了報恩，于是指腹為婚，把剛出世的女兒(容蓉)，許配給夢吉之孫大喜。孩登時代，容蓉與大喜時常一起玩耍，容蓉見大喜天性聰明，機智過人相當崇拜大喜，早已決心非嫁入喜不可，但大喜只視蓉為小妹妹，沒有將婚事放在心上。時光飛逝，陳家家道中落，相反容家生意卻越做越大特別在香港，更成為富甲香江的大亨！然而，容德誠生意雖大，無奈富而不貴，有錢無名，于是設法在香港用錢疏通，欲令未來女婿陳大喜當上太平紳士，便能富貴雙全，大大有助于自己在香港的事業(yè)。大喜得此機會當然求之不得，唯獨欠缺水腳，正巧遇上戴歡，于是冒險接了這場官司，但不懂如何應對，眼見勢成騎虎，幸虧忠仆吳三省跟吊隨夢吉多年，耳濡目染，暗中指點，加上夢古當年威名，公堂之上，竟把縣官嚇窒，羅波官司似有轉(zhuǎn)機，戴歡亦慶幸遇此貴人，于是大喜更加牙擦，夸夸其談，豈料卻暴露了其虛有其表，不學無術(shù)的弊端，以致官司急轉(zhuǎn)直下，吳三省唯有出手，以陳夢吉的交情求縣官輕判，羅波才免除死罪。
戴歡看見羅波入罪充軍，對大喜可謂恨之入骨，正想找大喜算賬之時，竟發(fā)現(xiàn)大喜為了避債，早已溜之大吉，乘船至香港當太平紳士。此時買身契亦到期催促，戴歡方知銅鑼灣原來遠在香港，但已不容后悔，只有與獄中的羅波道別，漂洋到香港做禡姐。正所謂不是冤家不聚頭，大喜在香港住大屋做太平紳士，獨獨吃不慣香港的菜式，為吃地道家鄉(xiāng)菜，高薪請了一個大良禡姐，此人正是歡姐！戴歡與仇人見面，不斷作弄大喜，后來戴歡在陳家發(fā)現(xiàn)陳夢吉遺留下來的案例，得知羅波的案件中疑點重重，要求大喜回廣州替波上訴，然而，大喜留戀太平紳士之位，不欲回鄉(xiāng)還債捱窮，當然不肯跟從，而且大喜有自知之明，未必能上訴成功，于足百般推辭。戴歡想對策。于是，新仇舊恨一齊來，敗家仔遇著巴辣俏禡姐，一段歡喜冤家的關(guān)系從此展開。
另一方面，大喜在香港亦非自由自在，皆因容蓉時常癡纏大喜，令大喜煩惱不已，更想過離開容家，免再寄人籬下，吳三省則勸大喜忍一時風平浪靜，待他朝一日大喜學有所成，則一同回鄉(xiāng)重振陳家的名聲，大喜只好留下，見步行步。容蓉受人寵慣，生性刁蠻，然而，天生率直，正義感強，一見到不公平的事，則會反對示威，希望改善社會風氣，所以很多時候，容蓉都為命令綠衣隊長武龍幫手，令武龍左右為難。武龍外表英明神武，但在容蓉面前卻言聽計從，皆因武龍一直暗戀容蓉，只是不敢向其表白。大喜當上大平紳士之后，當被容蓉纏住，不能脫身之時，便會運用權(quán)力，命令武龍收拾殘局，武龍本來已不服大喜這個情敵，但又不能違抗太平紳士的命令，唯有照做，但又會惹得容蓉不滿，找武龍出氣，令武龍對大喜越來越恨之入骨。
